The Monologues: Ten Thousand Tabs
Ten thousand tabs open
Research papers, research papers, research papers
A driving beat in the background
How do I run this code in R again?
Ugh – I forgot to attach the file again
What time’s that seminar?
Oh look – boots on sale
Thankful for a distraction
everyone’s on holiday so why am I here?
Down the rabbit hole we go
Back to work
Papers, papers, papers
One more week until the abstract deadline
Am I going to make it?
They still haven’t answered my emails
mental health services on campus
No one can know
So I put on a smile
No more serotonin
It’s getting dark outside
Everyone’s gone home
Oh wait – it’s Saturday – how long have I been here?
no cook recipes
Ramen it is
“Hey – can you run this analysis?”
One more tab
And this browser will